23
Apr
4:58pm

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

people who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as conditioner are truly gifted



23
Apr
4:57pm

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.



23
Apr
3:21pm

tyleroakley:

READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD

YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED


#why is this so funny  

23
Apr
3:19pm

Watch Our Most Beautiful Celebs Read Nice Internet Comments. (x)



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Apr
3:19pm


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Apr
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Apr
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23
Apr
2:25pm

gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either



23
Apr
2:24pm

I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool? 


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originally arymartell

23
Apr
2:12pm

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!